All Hail The Cheap Bike
Here is why the world needs cheap bikes and why they are infinitely better than expensive bikes that are full of ridiculous gadgets that the average person just does not need:
1) They are fun to ride. Going for a ride on a bike which doesn’t work like a bike – squeaky, nightmarish, like what a demented clown might ride in a circus – is never less than full of surprises. This means that what should be a normal, boring ride to work can easily turn into the ride of your life filled with suspense, fun and no shortage of oddness and excitement. Woo!
2) They are cheaper than expensive bikes. This means that anyone can ride them, and is also good for the environment.
3) They have much better saddles than those ridiculous “racing” saddles. What’s good about a racing saddle? Absolutely nothing. If your bum is the size of a pound coin then lucky you, you will be fine, but for anyone else it is absolute torture. This means that cheap bikes are nearly always the most comfortable bikes. Weird but true.
4) They allow you to save money and you can spend this on many other vices. This, of course, makes your ride to work so much more enjoyable as you can a) eat chocolate on the way, b) smoke a lot or c) whatever else you like to do.
5) They aren’t so much of a hassle. So when they get nicked you can always get a hold of another one quickly and cheaply. Need any more reasons?
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